The many-headed monster of male performance inadequacy seems to have been scuppered for good with the arrival of Trojan extended pleasure condoms in the UK market.  Their key selling point (and let's face it, with a mission like this they only need one) is that they contain a novocaine-based lubricant (seriously) that numbs the penis, enabling himself to last for up to ONE HOUR.

Goodness.  Shelving, for a moment, the question of whether anyone wishes the penetrative part of sex to go on for a mind-melting hour – do Trojan extended pleasure condoms actually work?

The short answer:  yes.  Trojan extended pleasure condoms work.  The long answer:  in some cases, it seems, a little too well.  A little skimming over the World Wide Web's pond like chatroom surfaces (the deeper one delves the slimier they get) reveals a multitude of hopeful young men who've found Trojan extended pleasure condoms to be the worst thing that ever happened to them.  Their problem, uniformly, seems to be that the numbing agent present in Trojan extended pleasure condoms works so well that they are either unable to maintain an erection or can't tell when they have climaxed.

Fortunately, all it takes to make Trojan extended pleasure condoms work is a little experimentation.  And who ever heard of sexual experimentation being bad?  The basic "problem" with Trojan extended pleasure condoms is the concentration of novocaine (Benzocaine, actually, to give this derivative its proper name) in their lubricant.  Everyone reacts differently to different doses, so the key in getting Trojan extended pleasure condoms to work is in finding out what one's personal reaction is and managing it accordingly.

For "managing accordingly", read "taking out half the lubricant".  It's easy to do and it guarantees that Trojan extended pleasure condoms really will do what they say on the tin – desensitize the male for long enough that the female is able to achieve penetrative orgasm.  The lubricant in Trojan extended pleasure condoms is reasonable plentiful – simply scrape out whatever quantity personal experimentation has determined as optimum, slip it on, and get it on.  The rest, as they say, will be history – after a whole hour of bumping and grinding.

There's one other thing to say about Trojan extended pleasure condoms:  they are, ultimately, intended for a particular use.  Desensitising the penis of more-than-usually quick men.  In this respect, they work very well.  It's the people buying Trojan extended pleasure condoms in the hope that they will turn them from average distance-runner into marathon king that are finding they work contrary to expectation.  A little tinkering, though, as described above, and Trojan extended pleasure condoms can work well for everyone.